My profile information on the Dating Site I met my boyfriend on, I thought it was nice to look back and see who he fell in love with. It’s even better to stop degrading myself for a moment when I realize, I’m still that woman, and he still loves me.
No, seriously now.
I’m a cross between a Hippie, Metal Chick, Geek, Death Rocker, Philosopher, and Literary Fiend.
I also do not make sense on paper….
A kindred spirit once told me that my personality was an unfathomable number of colors, shades, and hues that bled and faded into one another. That knowing me was like meeting someone without edges or lines, but just a Monet masterpiece you could never dechiper or fully understand until you stepped away from the details to see the entire picture.
I admit that I can seem intimidating. I am a strong passionate woman who is not afraid to show tenderness. However, I’m not to be coddled or carried. I can more than take care of myself, and I demand to be treated as an equal. You owe it to yourself not to place me above you, and I refuse to be seen as inferior. That is a rarity in females today.
If you truly desire to know me, I don’t think anything I mention here in passing will fully explain who I am or what I stand for as a person. On the surface I am simply a writer and editor. I create prose, poetry, and fan fiction for mockery purposes. I’ve been published once for brownie points, and though I’m untalented in all other artistic mediums I paint and sing…. horribly might I add. 😉
I possess a fantastic sense of humor that’s frequent and often times starved for tact. If I can’t make you laugh then I’ll be forced to check your pulse.
I’m not as thin as a wafer but I’m definitely not comparable with a Buick. I am a ‘woman’, not a prepubescent Ethiopian. I have breasts, hips, and a little in-between. If you’re searching for Barbie on crack then I’m definitely not the girl for you.
What Do I Like?
Well, I am strangely drawn to Chuck Norris, DC Comics/Movies, Keith Richards Jokes, Classic Literature, Museums, Video Game Voyeurism, David Bowie, Oscar Wilde, and Classic Rock/Metal.
Yes, you may revoke my girl card immediately….
I also find myself sickened by roses, chocolate, and gold.
What do I want?
I assume the simplest answer to that question is someone I can connect with, or at the very least relate to on some level. A person who is creative and intelligent. A decent sense of humor and general literacy are required, of course. I’ve never been able to make relationships last with what one would consider ‘Generic’ or ‘Typical’ men. By this I simply mean a gentlemen I can look at for thirty seconds and figure out completely.
I’m at a point in my life where I’m not willing to waste anymore time. It’s essentially become my daily mantra. I refuse to become a frivolous conquest or source of amusement to pass the time. I’m in no hurry to domesticate, and I’m not searching for my husband. However, I do want to look at a man sitting across from me and not see an expiration stamped on his forehead.
I’m not searching for someone who ‘makes’ me smile. I’m looking for the man I can smile with – That’s the difference.
I’d like to meet someone who I can see romantic potential in, but if that’s not a possibility I can’t imagine being discontent with a new friend.”